Top Ten Reasons to Throw the Shot at S.M. South

10 - Only a toe board can combine beauty and elegance with unrivaled foot stopping power. 

 9 – With moves like the glide and spin you'll think you're dancing with the stars. 

 8 - Combined with a low calorie diet and vigorous exercise, it’s one of the most affective ways ever to maintain your ideal weight.

 7 – Looks great on a resume.

 6 - As mentally stimulating as calculus, but without the cumbersome formulas.

 5 – Keep your shots in a large glass bowl and you’ll have a decorative center piece for the dining room table.

 4 - Develops fashionable "wrist snap" without expensive surgery.

 3 - Grunting is encouraged.

 2 - You’ll never have to worry about the embarrassment of being showcased on Metro Sports.

 And the #1 reason the throw the shot at S.M. South…

 1 - Keeping a loose shot in the trunk of the car will annoy your parents to no end.